Server Time -New Aion Forum- http://lc-aion.forumotion.net/forum.htm
 
HomeFAQRegisterLog in
The cake is a lie!!
Clan Lucid, a Shin Megami Tensei: Imagine Online Clan
Client Download:http://www.ventrilo.com/download.php // Server IP: sj1.ugt-servers.com // Port: 24433 // Server Password: Lucid10
http://lc-aion.forumotion.net/forum.htm -New Aion Forum-
Log in
Username:
Password:
Log in automatically: 
:: I forgot my password
Latest topics
» {_Yuugaitosho_
Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:20 pm by wylabhar

» Ww.com.indian.sexy
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 8:17 am by 

» Ww.com.indian.sexy
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 8:17 am by 

» Ww.com.indian.sexy
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 8:17 am by 

» Telugu Wap.Net Janapadalu Mp4 Video Songs
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 3:58 am by 

» Smokies Daily Joke Finds
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 7:26 pm by SmokieBear

» Randimonium!!!!!!
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 7:08 pm by SmokieBear

» My Aion character name and server
Sat 19 Sep 2009, 2:21 am by AdiaStyar

» Its a BIRD! Its a PLANE! OH FUCK ITS SMOKIEBEAR!
Mon 07 Sep 2009, 11:43 pm by SmokieBear

» Upcoming Aion CB and some information about the game's release.
Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:32 pm by AdiaStyar

» Aion CB Screenshots
Thu 06 Aug 2009, 7:24 pm by howdyhaohot

» Forum Signatures
Thu 06 Aug 2009, 7:07 pm by howdyhaohot

» have a Look~
Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:14 am by AdiaStyar

» http://chris.pirillo.com/live/
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:40 pm by AdiaStyar

» WoWoW .
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 2:49 am by AdiaStyar

Ventrillo Server Info
September 2017
MonTueWedThuFriSatSun
    123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
252627282930 
CalendarCalendar

Share | 
 

 A few good ones from Fmylife.com

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Rikitaru
Riki the Noob Slayer
Riki the Noob Slayer


Posts : 8
Join date : 2009-04-29

PostSubject: A few good ones from Fmylife.com   Sun 03 May 2009, 12:32 pm

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

Today, I was in the grocery store buying a few things. A sales associate came over the intercom system saying, "Attention Safeway customers. If you drive a blue Subaru, it's rolling into 18th Ave." Everyone laughed except me. I forgot to set the brake. FML

Today, my parents met my girlfriend for the first time and cooked us dinner. After, I was helping clean up in the kitchen and my dad says to me, "Don't worry, you have to slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess." and winks at me. She heard. I was going to propose to her tonight. FML

Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister's. I got in the chair. They couldn't lift me. FML

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML
Back to top Go down
View user profile
SmokieBear
SGT. Bear
SGT. Bear
avatar

Posts : 97
Join date : 2009-04-25

PostSubject: Re: A few good ones from Fmylife.com   Mon 04 May 2009, 1:13 am

damn dudes gettin owned in life lol
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Rikitaru
Riki the Noob Slayer
Riki the Noob Slayer


Posts : 8
Join date : 2009-04-29

PostSubject: lol   Mon 04 May 2009, 6:04 am

it soooooooooooooooooo sucks to be those people....

seriously smokie go to fmlife.com and read the shit there. you'll be on the floor in tears after a while or just staring at the screen going... damn...
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: A few good ones from Fmylife.com   

Back to top Go down
 
A few good ones from Fmylife.com
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Is death essential to good story writing?
» Chemosynthesis, Thermosynthesis, and good ol' fashioned Autotroph fun.
» Parties, What makes a good one? Who to invite?...etc...
» Goes good with Kraken
» Good Comeback

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
 :: Megaten :: Random/Other-
Jump to: